Tell me, would you ever be open to improvements much like my own?

*kiss your cheek* hehe...
Anonymous

BLUH! BLAH! NO KISSES! 

You can't fool me, green or purple, you are never ebul!!!
Anonymous

I know what lies under your exterior special weapons Zac.
Anonymous

I really think that’s the answer. More goo. And beyond that is even more goo!

How do you think you'd fare against the animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's?
Anonymous

Eh. It’s like any other pizzeria in Zaun! ….I bet Viktor didn’t make these! They’re far too clunky! Someone should get him to update this place! (Even if it has good pizza…)

Also I am back for a moment! Just to prevent my alternate universe version of myself from destroying things that bring joy to children!

THIS GUY HAD IT COMIN! HE WAS ALREADY BROKE ANYWAYS >8{ 

Oh nooooo~ Evil Zac! *begins shoving you in a tiny bottle*
Anonymous

STOP THAT! I DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A SMALL PLACE AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

How do you feel about vore?
Anonymous

"The purple is...a little intimidating, honestly."

Nothin’ wrong with being a little intimidating.

I'd wanna smooch you, but I'm scared I'd get stuck to your goo!
Anonymous

Bad guys don’t smooch!

….well, they might!

I thought your name was Zac, grumpy

Is…Is that a joke??